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"There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. "--Lord Amherst"I married beneath me. All women do."-- Lady Nancy Astor"Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth."-- Gertrude Atherton"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."-- Tallulah Bankhead"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."-- Dave Barry"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."--Erma Bombeck"I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room.....I think I'm scary to people....I'm a bad girl."--Lara Flynn Boyle"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone."-- Lenny Bruce"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."-- Samuel Butler"What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman."-- Lord Byron"Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant."--Charles A. Cerami"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ~ and then marry him. "-- Cher"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."-- William Congreve"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run."-- Phyllis Diller"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is one who hopes they are."-- Senator Chauncey Depew"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. "-- Isadora Duncan"Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real. Perhaps they are."--Ralph Waldo Emerson"Feminism's agenda is basic: It asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness."--Susan Faludi"A woman can look both moral and exciting - if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle."-- Edna Ferber"The great question ~ which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is `What does a woman want?'"-- Sigmund Freud"There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon."-- Giraudoux"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."-- Lewis Grizzard"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. "-- Oliver Herford"Man has will, but woman has her way. "-- Oliver Wendell Holmes"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. "-- Edgar Watson Howe"A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares."-- Elbert Hubbard"A woman's whole life is a history of the affections."-- Washington Irving"You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."-- Erica Jong"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty."-- Rudyard Kipling"Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes." ~ ' They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes."-- Clare Boothe Luce"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."-- Groucho Marx"A woman will always sacrifice herself if you give her the opportunity. It is her favorite form of self-indulgence."--W. Somerset Maugham"High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead."-- Christopher Darlington Morley"I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. "-- David Niven"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."-- Aristotle Onassis"Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. "-- Eleanor Roosevelt"Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her."-- Helen Rowland"Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. "--Rita Rudner"Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. "--Gloria Steinem"Given the expectations of society at large, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they do not understand is how pathetically little difference it makes WHAT man. "--Gloria Steinen"There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. "-- Laurence Sterne"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"-- Barbara Streisand"Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell."-- Alfred Lord Tennyson"'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel."-- William Makepeace Thackeray"I hate women because they always know where things are. "-- James Thurber"From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money."-- Sophie Tucker"Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. "--Unknown"When women go wrong, men go right after them."-- Mae West"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."-- Rebecca West"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. "--Charlotte Whitton"I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman."-- Virginia Woolf
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